1) We could excommunicate everyone NOT in an MC - or kill them, like in the Spanish Inquisition. (I think that is extreme - and not a GOOD extreme)
2) We could offer a Money Back Guarantee (someone would probably catch on that we don't charge for an MC, and we don't require giving to the church either)
3) We could Market Better - Yeah! That might do it.
HMMMMM - We just need a marketing slogan...
How about this one (because I LOVE stupid church signs) -
COMM NITY - Its Just Not The Same Without U
Thats good stuff isn't it?
Or Maybe this one -Without U its just Comm Nity - and what the heck is that?
I just wish we had a church sign!